May your enemies fall to their knees before you.

edwardianfred:

So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??

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winchysteria:

guys i dont think we talk about teddy lupin enough

like he was a metamorphmagus and possibly a werewolf

what if he could do both at the same time

what if he could become a chihuahua during the full moon

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marquessadessantoss:

eren-jaegerbomb:

wtnv headcanon: steve carlsberg is actually cecil’s real life bestest best friend and he constantly rags on him on air cause they’re those kind of best friends who have prank wars that get kinda out of control and end with steve getting arrested by the secret police oops

(also cecil loves those scones but he’ll always say they’re awful as he eats like a whole plate of them)

YES

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killjoywhatsername:

"Claim loyalty to me, and I will give you what you need" -Tom Hiddleston aka Loki 

Tagged: #loki #omg

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